Espisode nine was a wild ride: love letters, bro dates and Mango daiquiris! But still no sunscreen...
1. Everyone one can go home now, Sam and Luke win. Give them all the roses.
The only real couple in #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/mP0kffgQUn
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) April 16, 2018
2. When Mango daiquiris are life.
Lisa: Do you want to leave Paradise and be with me?
— Simon Anderson (@simonjourno) April 16, 2018
Luke: I'd rather stay in this tropical resort and punch out a few more cocktails with the lads to be honest#BachelorInParadiseAU
3. I'm not angry just disappointed...
Raise your hand if you feel personally betrayed that Lisa walked away from free cocktails. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/vrQBOQ3wvH
— Robin Elizabeth (@RobinElizabee) April 16, 2018
4. SLIP. SLOP. SLAP. SIP. - come on guys I even made it into a drinking game...
At this point I don't care if any of these people find love. I'd just like it if they could all find the SPF 50+ a bit more often. Skin cancer is no joke, folks!#BachelorInParadiseAU
— Lee Constable (@Constababble) April 16, 2018
5. You're from Canada aaayeee?
Me literally two seconds after Tom’s arrival #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/5YHcxpT6U7
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) April 16, 2018
6. When they say 'fashion industry' is that just a fancy way of saying retail?
My reaction every time they say "I'm an international model" #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/hMnRr02Pl2
— Talissa Bazaz (@Talissa_Bazaz) April 16, 2018
7. Let's be real... this wasn't even the weirdest part of last nights ep.
Ladies and gentlemen, Australian reality TV. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/2qByu8phDW
— Ashley �� (@ashmatxxxxx) April 16, 2018
8. Give the people what they want... MORE BRO DATES!
So Sam, Apollo, Jarrod and Thomas are all on a date all in a bathtub together.
— Dylan McDylanFace (@DylanMatthews91) April 16, 2018
Wise the bartender:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/oBa1Vpfz4U
9. The biggest scandal to rock Paradise... since Brett and his 'secret' girlfriend!
A fake letter! #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/jTHKkbS8bs
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) April 16, 2018
10. We're going to need one of Australia's best and brightest to crack this case...
Me trying to solve this crime #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/8JSef94JyE
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) April 16, 2018
11. DRAMAAAA
So Elora received a love letter from American Jared, but American Jared didn’t write the letter ?? #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/O0Rddfol2W
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) April 16, 2018
12. I am still shooketh...
Eden being the villain was the biggest plot twist all season #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/p6iR3sM36E
— Michael Thompson (@makithompson) April 16, 2018
13. Sorry everyone. He may have gotten a rose (by some ridiculous miracle)... but EDEN has been cancelled. Thanks for your time.
Eden #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Dp0uPQKmhD
— ��Jane Lane�� (@ablackberryfall) April 16, 2018