Watch for the love drama but stay for the tweets...
Episode 7 in a nutshell: Jarrod has a 'type', Keira has issues and Laurina is our new Queen!
1. When you choose sleep over a man...
Laurina is a national treasure. Goes on a dating show and spent most of her time alone, reading a book. Incredible. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/3KqGUx5J0w
— Brodi Lucas �� (@brodilucas) April 10, 2018
2. When Jarrod makes me glad to be a brunette...
I've said it once and I'll say it again. Let's just take a look at the pattern of Jarrod's types here... #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/zAoZ38KR6C
— Liv Morris (@liviamorris) April 10, 2018
3. Why has no sunscreen company sponored this show yet?
50 Shades of Jarrod #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/XQ536zynyg
— Nicole W (@sketch656) April 10, 2018
4. "I'm in Paradise to find THE ONE..." (as long as they're blonde)
Hot blonde woman: breathes
— Megs (@avengermegs) April 10, 201
Jarrod: I love you and already have our children's names chosen, we'll get married in the spring and I will love you forever and always.#BachelorInParadiseAU
5. Heads up for any more blondes heading into Paradise... run!
Jarrod after every blonde walks in.. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/4VJLQwOpPx
— Cassandra Bendall (@_cassbendall) April 10, 2018
6. When Jarrod says he's looking for the full package...
Female ☑️
— Michael Faro-Tusino (@MFaroTusino) April 10, 2018
Blonde ☑️
Breathes ☑️
I guess Simone ticks all of Jarrod’s boxes #bachelorinparadiseau
7. So nice to see a laid back Aussie guy who *totally* doesn't flip out every two minutes.
A list of things that pisses Jarrod off: #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/bF1JD0Af8T
— Allison (@infiniteallien) April 10, 2018
8. When the boys remember the shirts have buttons...
So today on this date Michael is taking this date very formal and serious with Elora....I know this because he has only undone two buttons on his shirt instead of 7 #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Dylan McDylanFace (@DylanMatthews91) April 10, 2018
9. DRAAAAMAAAAA!
So Megan wants to go on a date with Elora, but Elora wanted to go on a date with Jake. Jake turned down the date because he’s with Megan, but Megan is going to absolutely ditch him to be with Elora.
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) April 10, 2018
THIS IS WHY I WATCH THIS SHOW #bachelorinparadiseAU
10. AND....you truly can't unsee this!
American Jared is Stifler from #AmericanPie movie #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/MBMv7saL4Y
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) April 10, 2018